Monday, November 29, 2004

*boiled confessions*

Hello boys and girls, blogger has been on the fritz for two days now, so no posts. Sorry. Now back to the issue at hand. (yes .org not .com) is the latest "confession" site to through it's hat into the ring. As with you can divulge your deepest, darkest bullshit to the world. But unlike the ".com" has nifty features like "work and mens" options to preserve your employment and to see a boobie. You can also get a coffee cup or a thong, or something? Anyhow I noticed there is no begging for money at the .org site...
"©2004 - always free"

I assume this means no begging. Good luck

Sunday, November 28, 2004

*boiled faces*

This is a cool flash program to build a facial composite just like the fuzz does. Check out all the nifty controls. Search for "boiled hotdogs", and you'll find a sketch of me.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

*boiled chimeras*

Scientists debate creation of hybrids of animals, humans.
These are not outcasts from "The Island of Dr. Moreau," the 1896 novel by H.G. Wells in which a rogue doctor develops creatures that are part animal and part human. They are real creations of real scientists, stretching the boundaries of stem cell research.

Great just what we needed, implant human stem cells to animals and see what they can evolve into.

*boiled equations*

While your waisting your employers, and most likely the tax payers time and money, brush up on your Quantum Physics.

*boiled puppets*

If anyone ever needed to be *boiled*, it's these people.
Albeit funny, they take theatrics to a new "low".
Internet Slutts

*boiled scalps*

The love of my life, Caprice Bourret has gone bald.

Don't worry Robert, I still love you!

She has now joined the ranks of Demi Moore and that crazy Irish broad Sinead O'Connor. (No link, she sucks.)
I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.

Friday, November 26, 2004

*boiled population*

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

Kill yourself, kill yourself...

I encourage "everyone" to join this movement. Today!

*boiled forgiveness*

Why worry? Sleep better. Pay for your sins. Just in time for the holidays. You can thank me later.

*boiled pundit*

Welcome to Wikipedia, a free-content encyclopedia in many languages that anyone can edit.

*boiled co-workers*

What do your co-workers call you behind your back?

*boiled alive*

Boiling to death was legal punishment in the olden time, though instances of its exercise were not so frequent in the annals of crime as some of the other modes of execution. In the year 1531, when Henry VIII was King, an Act was passed for boiling prisoners to death. The Act details the case of one Richard Roose, or Coke, a cook in the diocese of the Bishop of Rochester, who had, by putting poison in the food of several persons, occasioned the death of two, and the serious illness of others. He was found guilty of treason, and sentenced to be boiled to death without the benefit of clergy; that is, that no abatement of sentence was to be made on account of his eccesiastical connection, nor to be allowed any indemnity such as was commonly the privelege of clerical offenders. He was brought to punishment at Smithfield, on the 15th of April, 1532; and the Act ordained that all manner of prisoners should meet with the same doom henceforth. A maid-servant, in 1531, was boiled to death in the market-place of King's Lynn, for the crime of poisoning her mistress. Margaret Davy, a maid-servant, for poisoning persons with whom she had lived, perished at Smithfield on March 28th, 1542. The Act was repealed in the year 1547.
The punishment had been common both in England and on the Continent before its precise enforcement by Henry's Act. It has frequent mention as a punishment for coining. The "Chronicle of the Grey Friars of London" (published by the Camden Society) has an account of a case at Smithfield, in which a man was fastened to a chain and let down into boiling water several times until he was dead.

Boiled Alive

Thursday, November 25, 2004

*boiled egos*

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?



*boiled existentialism*

And it came to pass that God visited the earth, and He did behold a series of billboard ads attributing to Him utterances of such banality that they would never pass His lips in a billion years. And it came to pass that God in His wrath considered a libel suit, but in the end opted simply to mount a cantankerous, self-contradictory ad campaign of His own...

Says Who?

*boiled games*

Waist a little time at work.

*boiled suicide*

Now that you've had your fill of under cooked turkey and stuffing so dry it would choke a horse, finish another depressing holiday with Virtual Russian Roulette.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

*boiled warning*

Do not click this link.
You have been warned!

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

*boiled russians*

Cat rapes woman after performing oral sex on her. Ok?
The source is questionable, so for now... HAHAHA!
Russia makes it funny

Monday, November 22, 2004

*boiled eggs*

Like caviar? How about unfertilized eggs combined with human tubule fluid? If so your in luck. Chrissy Caviar is the treat for you. This concept/product combines ingenious marketing with bizarre emotional instability. Be sure to check out the "Personal Profile" and video to get a real idea of how fucked up this woman really is.

*boiled cholesterol*

Here's a downloadable coupon for a Hardee's New Monster Thickburger. Be sure to get the X-LARGE fries, and a five gallon bucket of turkey-skin gravy to dip it in. Oh, and a Diet Coke.

*boiled journalism*

Kevin Sites is a freelance solo journalist currently on assignment for NBC News in Iraq. He is the reporter who filmed the shooting of the "unarmed" Iraqi insurgent. Here Kevin writes a unedited/uncensored open letter to the Marine unit "Devil Dogs of the 3.1".

Sunday, November 21, 2004

*boiled torrents*

Emporium is accepting new members for a limited time (until new members reach 150,000), so get in now! For those of you who are unfamiliar with torrents, it is a better alternative to kazaa or limewire for file sharing. You have much more control over your down/uploads, and you get entire music/movies/apps/games ect. Instead of bullshit half downloads or mislabeled junk/virri.


There are more torrent sites listed in *boiled torrent links* to the left.

Saturday, November 20, 2004

*boiled hostility*

Ok boys and girls, here is a treat for you. This is probably the best collection of fight videos going today. It has everything from fighting with machines, black on white, vice versa, bitches, animals you name it!
Tried to embed a sample, but either my html needs improvement or this blog sucks.

*boiled babe*

I don't know her name, but she's so friggin cute I just want to lick her whole face! Maybe I need professional help? Once again I leave this decision in your capable hands.

*boiled drivers*

It's bad enough to drive yourself into the creek, but when the crane takes a crane... Well?

*boiled hitman*

Could someone please hunt these adults down and kill them?

Friday, November 19, 2004

*boiled concepts*

This is one of the coolest and cruelest contraptions I've ever seen. Animal and machine combined to make a remote controlled robot.

More concepts... Concept Lab

*boiled physics*

Sex at the speed of light?
I wasn't sure what to think of this at first, and I'm not sure I still do...
But it's a fun read nonetheless.

Since the end of the twentieth century, Dr John Marshall, Ph.D. Sexual Physics has been a sex and relationships writer taking the little-known sexual wisdom from the ivory tower realm of the theoretical physicist to the layperson.

If this guy is a doctor, then I am the Messiah.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

*boiled Chickz*

I have been hanging around this forum for quite a while. Unlike the Tilted Forum Project. Who begged for membership, then (sending mass e-mail) demanded a donation (the average donation was "25$US") or you will have curtain features discontinued. Fuck you Halx!
Your just a gay little boy living in your mothers basement! Still wearing the homochoker in public? Fag.
I'm gay, fuck my mouth and ass!

Anyways, Chickz will give you the same boobage goodness without the bs.
Come visit Chickz
Register and log in... It's all good!

*boiled deer hunters*

I hate deer hunters. They try to justify killing animals with "the need for food".
Don't get me wrong, if you need to hunt for food to sustain your family or even yourself, then that is fine with me. But if you hunt for the kill... To mount deer heads on your wall or collect antlers to boast your hunting prowess, your nothing but small men with small dicks and a big gun. Way to get the Jerry Springer ladies!
If you can offered $400.00 bucks for a rifle, you can eat what is already dead at Giant.
If you want to hunt, and really impress me... Hang the head of Louis Farrakhan from your wall!

*boiled boobies*

Something about the term "boiled boobies" just doesn't seem to nice. Maybe "bubble boobs" or "booblies" would be better? You be the judge. Here is a lady, whom I've always admired... Merrit Cabal.
Even with her irregular boobs and taco bell puss, I think she's beautiful.

*boiled hotdogs*

Welcome to *boiled hotdogs*. Within minutes of launching this blog I received my first comment from...

Goonieheart said...
well I dig your title and hope you write something soon about boiling hotdogs...Dying to know what that's all about *snicker*

Well Miss Goonie, I hope to entertain you and the masses with my rants and dumb jokes.
As far as the name *boiled hotdogs*, have you ever eaten anything worse? I mean think about it! My cousin's wife (who always invites me to dinner, bless her heart!) boils hotdogs until they turn white! It's her favorite recipe... Honest!
She serves them every time I except a dinner invitation. So my inspiration comes from her.