Thursday, December 30, 2004

*Tsunami Disaster*

Tsunami disaster relief information...

I will try to keep the list updated. If you would like to help (money-food-water-blood) check out some of the links below...
If you have any links to add, please use comment section.
UNICEF
United Way
American Red Cross
Mercy Corps
The Hunger Site
Christian Science Monitor Charity List
USAID.gov
CAFOD UK
FOXNews Charity List
MSNBC Charity List
USA TODAY Charity List
CNN Charity List
The New York Times Charity List
elmundo.es Charity List (Spain)

Udavum Karangal
(Uk)
GOAL (Ireland)
Network for Good Charity List
Tsunami Victims.org Charity List (International)
The Tamils Rehabilitation Organization (India)
Food Relief.org
The Tamils Rehabilitation Organization
Red Cross (Australia)
Oxfam (Australia)
World Vision (Australia)
The Hindu.com Charity List (India)
Charity Wire (International)
Mennonite Central Committee (Canada)
Oxfam (Canada)
Red Cross (Canada)
Aktuelle Nachrichten (Germany)
Misereor (Germany)
HelpDirect.org (Germany)
**The South-East Asia Earthquake and Tsunami Help Blog** Has lots of detailed information on missing people, phone numbers and e-mail addresses.
Free text messages to and from earthquake countries


Mercy Corps


HOTLINE NUMBERS
India: +91 11 2309 3054
Thailand: +66 2643 5262 and 2643 5000
Sri Lanka (residents): +94 11 536 1938
Sri Lanka (tourists): +94 11 243 7061
Maldives: +44 20 7224 2149
Seychelles: +248 321 676
For Hong Kong residents: +852 2829 3010

New Delhi
Tel: +91-11-2301 1849 (Off)
Tel: 00-91-11-2338 2248 (Res)
Email: asad@mea.gov.in and prasad@mea.gov.in
24 Hours Control Room
Ministry of External Affairs
Tel.No. 00-91-11-2301 1954, 2301 2292, 2301 7160
Fax.No. 00-91-11-2301 3945, 2301 0889
Additional Helpline 91 11 2309 3054
Report missing children at Childline 1098

Andaman and Nicobar Islands
Emergency Numbers
Secretariat, +91-3192-233110, +91-3192-234087, Deputy Commissioner's Office, +91-3192-231945, +91-3192-233089, Inspector General of Police, 100, +91-3192-232100, FAX: +91-3192-239693
Special Cell for those whose relatives are stranded in Andaman & Nicobar,
Kolkata 22116869, 22110041, Chennai 22560022, Delhi 25674270, 25672226

Kerala
State Secretariat Disaster Management
Control Room
+91-471-2333198, +91-471-2518700

Orissa
Rourkela 0661 2500239
Bhubaneshwar 0674 2400161, 1674 2322977

Pondicherry
State Relief Commissioner 1070
Regional Relief Commissioner 1077

Tamil Nadu
Chennai Corporation Emergency numbers:
+91-44-2538 3783
+91-44-2538 4670
+91-44-2538 1330
Cuddalore District
Project Officer, District Rural Development Agency 9433 32309
District Revenue Officer 94433 85580
For Chidambaram and surrounding villages - 04144 253950 (Sub Collector)
For Killai and surrounding villages - 04144249228, 94439 88443
For Missing Persons - Contact Taluk Office 04142 295010/ 295015/ 98423 51000, 98423 45000
Nagapattinam District 04635 242 999, 04635 248 777
Doctors offering free medical treatment: Dr. G. S. Kailaash, Srinivas Poly Clinic and Lab, 203,
Kutcheri Road, Mylapore. Phone 52064051; Dr. K. R. Muthuswamy, Second Trust Main Road, Mandavelipakkam, Phone: 24951736; for free treatment of children: Dr. Chithra Kailaash (Phone 52064051); free medicare: M.K. Nursing Home, 25, R.S.M. Road, Old Washermenpet; Sugam Hospital, Tiruvottriyur; Venkateswara Hospital, 121 A, Chamiers Road, Nandanam, 52125212;

High Commissions, Consulates, Embassies in India
Sri Lankan Deputy High Commission
196, TTK Road, Alwarpet, Chennai-600 018
+91-44-24660353
+91-9840064128
+91-9444010999
Fax: +91-44-24987894

Indian Diplomatic Links in other countries
Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

+603-2095 3369
+603-20933507
+603-2092 5826
highcomm@po.jaring.my, fsch@po.jaring.my

Thailand - Bangkok

+662-2604166
+662-2580300 thru 05
+662-2584627/2621740
indiaemb@mozart.inet.co.th

Maldives - Male

+960-324857
+960-323015
+960-324778
+960-771728
hoc.male@mea.gov.in, Itm.male@mea.gov.in

Indonesia - Jakarta

+62-21-5204153
+62-21-5204160
eoijkt@indo.net.id
ambindia@indo.net.id

Sri Lanka - Colombo

+94-11-2472684
+94-11-2422788
+94-11-2446403
+94-11-2448166
hoc.Colombo@mea.gov.in

Singapore

+65-90262595
+64-97536565

Malaysia Country wide helpline - 44 20 7224 2149

Sri Lanka Country wide helpline 248 321 676

Thailand Emergency Disaster Unit at the Presidential Secretariat
0112435082, 0114733531, 0112437365, 0114733427

Country wide helpline for local residents - 94 11 5361938
Country wide helpline for tourists - 94 11 536 1938
Sri Lanka Army - Call for Humanitarian Assistance
Tel: 009412355180/ 2446777 Mobile: 0777 3082585 Fax: 009412541755

Sri Lanka missing persons information, please email: infolbc@lankabellnet.com (Sri Lanka Broadcasting Corp)
Special Coordinating Unit, President's Office
011 2435082, 011 4733531, 011 2437362, 011 4733427






Tuesday, December 28, 2004

*boiled beastiality*

Everyday I lose a little more faith in humanity...
95,638,231 women internationally have engaged in bestiality.
255,035,283 men internationally have engaged in bestiality.
In a train carrying 300 people - 5 women and 12 men are experienced.
At the Hollywood bowl, you will find 261 experienced women, and 695 men.
If your company has 100 people - 3 women and 8 men have had experience.

This is sick. Zooskool

*boiled nazi*

Had to flip a coin for the title of this post.
Nigga Please!
Nazi Niggers

Monday, December 27, 2004

*boiled duels*

Bullit vs. Sword.

*boiled directories*

Have you ever come across a directory like this and didn't want to click through all of them? The open dir viewer will do the work for you. Just copy/paste the index into the text box, and you get this! Brilliant!

Sunday, December 26, 2004

*boiled grapes of wrath*

This Reporter learns to make wine the "hard" way.

Saturday, December 25, 2004

*boiled serials*

Repeat after me... Google is my friend!
Let's pretend you need a serial number for Windows XP Pro. In the search bar type in just like this - "Windows XP Professional" 94FBR
The key is the 94FBR code... It was included with many MS Office registration codes so this will help you dramatically reduce the amount of 'fake' porn sites that trick you. Or if you want to find the serial for winzip 8.1 - "Winzip 8.1" 94FBR
Just try it out, it's very quick and it works nicely. Read more...
Thanks to DYLAN DOG from Chickz

*boiled eternity*

What kind of Soul do you retain?

*boiled rejections*

Have you ever been to a night club and every drunken slob in the place hits on you?
Now you can let them down and still enjoy your whoring good time!
Rejection Hotline provides prerecorded rejections nationwide.

*boiled chikin*

Go ahead choke yer chikin. You know you want to...

Thursday, December 23, 2004

*boiled cops*

This is a video of a guy who commits suicide while in police custody. WARNING this is very disturbing and graphic.
Why was he not searched?

Right click "Save target as" if you must.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

*boiled griffnuts*

Griffnuts are the pieces of dried turd that get caught up in the hairy morass of a man's butthole, immune to repeated wiping, only excisable with the use of a pair of sharp nail scissors. If the griffnuts are left unattended, more appear and, before you know it, you have a "griffnut museum" on your hands.


Bad Gas

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

*boiled dogma*

While searching Google for some hotdog related stuff, I came across this rather disturbing site.
Gittin 69b (p. 329). To heal the disease of pleurisy ("catarrh") a Jew
should "take the excrement of a white dog and knead it with balsam,but if he can possibly avoid it he should not eat the dogs excrement as it loosens the limbs."

Non-Jews are Not Human Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only Jews are human
("Only ye are designated men"). Also see Kerithoth 6b under the
sub-head,
"Oil of Anointing" and Berakoth 58a in which Gentile women are
designated animals ("she-asses").


And that is just a small sample of the idiosy... Enjoy.