Monday, January 30, 2006

*boiled hotdog fan*

Finally, an organization that appreciates the hotdog in all it's glory!

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council

I love hotdogs!

Friday, January 27, 2006

*boiled underwear*

The Underwear Oracle

What Your Underwear Says About You

You're a total rebel with a large cock who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!

You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

Friday, January 20, 2006

*hotdogs for homophobes*

Tell me Ben Stiller isn't a fag!

Let me taste your junk...

*hotdogs for homophobes*

Thursday, January 19, 2006

*I love Mindy Vega*

Mindy Vega Gallery


If I could say something to these people...

Kamaz always of the rights

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

*boiled sadness*

Nobody likes me :(

I hate boiled hotdogs

Update: This crybaby doesn't want anyone reading his/her/bi memoirs. Get them off the internet son/daughter/queer!

Eating in Class [19 Jan 2006|06:59pm]
[ mood | cynical ]
[ music | FFVIII - Liberi Fatali ]

Apparently someone linked one of my posts aout how much I despise boiled hotdogs into his blog.

I don't like it, simply because I don't go around advertising this LJ around like some attention whore in need of blog traffic. Bleh, locked that entry though and I told the person to delete it, since I locked it. I don't want to friends lock my journal T_T;

Anyway, today wasn't such a bad day, the downer was that I still haven't got broadband and I don\'t see the video games dad was supposed to buy today, which I was looking forward to. Oh well. >>; Stupid broadband company.

"Aww! Daddy didn't buy me stuff. Bad Daddy!"

Tge fun part of the day was eating in class.

"Maybe try reading your books instead of eating?"

XD Didn't finish it though and also at the club, we were told to bring the PE uniform, and I was too lazy to get them so I went to school without them and it turns out we didn't need htem at all. Was half-hoping we'd get the speaker again, he's damn cool. But there wasn't a speaker, just a whole lot of planning and more charades. Was writing some lemon in my notebook too. XD Didn't get to finish it though.

And, yeah. I want my vid games T_T; and I don't want to study Chinese and I just want my bloody broadband fucking companies.

No wonder the world is going to shit. Look out people: these are our future leaders.

Stick your "LJ" up your ass boy/girl. Your pathetic.

*boiled heroes*

Some wise men once said:
Enjoy the beverage of moderation... Anheuser-Busch

Day after the party...

*boiled parenting*

Show your children who's in control...

Love your kids? Prove it by beating them!

*boiled brains*

A New Zealand public service announcement on drug abuse takes the description to a whole new level. Caution: gore.

Brain on drugs.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

*boiled contractors*

While searching Google, I came across this little gem...

Carroll Sass Atlantis Painting and Decorating Drug Dealer
"Right now pedophiles, drug addicts and thieves may be working in your home! If you employ Carroll Sass of Atlantis Painting and Decorating, your family and property are in danger! Carroll Sass maintains an active crack house in the center of Glen Burnie MD. Thousands of dollars of crack cocaine is purchased and distributed weekly from this location. Local and State law enforcement are oblivious to this activity. Carroll Sass regularly employs child molesters and felons to maintain a vaguely disguised "painting business"."

This could be bad for business.